Total Medals Earned: 517 (From 88 different games.) Total Medal Score: 8,720 Points
Medals Earned: 20/20 (490/490 points)
Don't get hit for 30 seconds.
Acquire a score of 100,000 or greater.
Defeat the largest Peon.
Reach level 10
Defeat the largest Grunt.
Defeat the largest Miner.
Defeat the largest Splitter.
Defeat the largest Waver.
Don't spend any skill points and reach level 10 or greater.
Accurately land 50 shots without a single miss.
Destroy 50 mines in a single game.
Reach a kill chain of 1000
Defeat the largest Fume.
Defeat the largest Seeker.
Defeat the largest Shield.
Defeat the largest Vessel.
Defeat 1000 enemies in a single game.
Completely fill your bestiary by defeating 20 of each enemy in the game.
Acquire all Trophies.
100% the game (Acquire a gold star on the main menu for both Trophy and the Bestiary buttons)
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/160 points)
Enter the flash portal
Rescue and recruit Dad
Rescue and recruit Pico
Rescue and recruit Bitey of Brackenwood
Rescue and recruit Salad Fingers
Collect all 5 bowls of Waterlollies
Collect all 5 skulls
Collect all 5 Rusty Spoons
Collect all 5 collector's edition Titanic DVD's
Collect all 5 private nude photo's of Nene
Medals Earned: 2/3 (55/105 points)
Beat half the levels
Beat the game once
Beat the game in Speed Run
Medals Earned: 4/6 (135/285 points)
Finish the game with at least 24 gems.
Find the first secret area.
Finish the game with all 27 gems.
Finish the game with a complete map.
Find the second secret area.
Find all three secret areas.
Medals Earned: 3/12 (175/440 points)
Finish one third of the levels.
Finish two thirds of the levels.
Finish all the levels... Oh, but that's JUST the levels!
Share this game! Your REAL friends will weep for you.
Get 1000 points on the Preloader game. YOU MONSTER
Pass Lady Gaga The Game without dying.
Complete Inception The Game in under 30 seconds.
Pass LOST THE GAME (haha) without dying.
Pass Rainbows The Game without dying.
Survive Earthquakes The Game for 30 seconds.
Complete Youtube The Game in under 15 seconds.
Unlock EVERYTHING. Now, you can play the game as your OWN character. SUCCESS.
Medals Earned: 6/32 (150/500 points)
Rambo is quite the prankster!
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
A classic for bidding!
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Death snagged you so young!
Yogurt.
Check out any of the external links
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Time paid life's bill.
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
Science is bad, M'kay?
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
A WILD CatFight ensues!
This was hilarious to animate :)
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Obviously she's a keeper!
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
You become Saint Awesome!
You found all 29 different endings!
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/200 points)
Beat the tutorial levels.
Set a cat on fire.
Completed 5 different levels without using strings.
Evaded all enemies in 10 different levels.
Rescued burning cats in 10 different levels.
Beat the game.
Medals Earned: 1/11 (10/495 points)
Listen to all songs
Beat Level 1
Kill 10 of each elf type
Beat Level 2
Beat Level 3
Kill 100 enemies with punches to the nuts
Beat Level 4
Beat any of the first four levels without losing any energy
Beat the final level without losing any energy
Beat the game once with each of the 3 playable characters
Beat Level 5
Medals Earned: 6/21 (35/380 points)
The sound of silence...
Let's take this outside!
Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
Put em up.
They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
It's just too hard to resist...
Only losers give up and go home alone.
Love hurts.
Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
Drink til you drop.
Chicks before dicks.
Can anyone say... Date rape?
Proven to double your chances!
Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
Treat her like a lady.
...a hell of a good time!
There's clearly no one that you can't please!
You are officially the master of scoring!
Medals Earned: 3/14 (20/425 points)
Get a game over.
Pause the game.
Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.
Play a custom game with only jets.
Get a 20+ combo.
Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.
Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.
Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.
Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.
Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.
Beat story mode.
Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.
Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.
Beat story mode on hard.